Lloyd Dobler Speech

I've decided that I'm going to memorize Lloyd Dobler's speech from Say Anything so that I'll be equipped with an answer the next time someone feels the need to ask me why in the world I'm going into education as a career.

Here's Lloyd's speech -

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.